네임드사다리 opt 배트맨토토 먹튀검증사이트 resemble 누리하비 먹튀 토토 토렌트 insert 토토사이트 토토 educate 비밀데이트 먹튀 부천룸 go 토토 베트맨토토 fly 최규순 토토 꽁머니 토토 flap 꽁머니 토토 배트맨토토 note 토토 유머 사설 토토 광고 salute 안전놀이터 배트맨토토 hate 라이브스코어 채팅 먹튀검증사이트 create 먹튀사이트 꽁머니 sneak 토토 기타무 맨체스터 먹튀 fling 먹튀검증사이트 먹튀사이트 plead 우리카지노 먹튀 부천텐프로 face 검증 꽁머니 토토 tire 비트서울 먹튀 슈어맨 dream 네임드사다리 슈어맨 mark chic 먹튀 주념에 토토 당첨금 저거 주작임 damage 배트맨토토 먹튀사이트 warn 지구촌 먹튀 먹튀사이트 found 꽁머니 토토 꽁머니 lean 쥬쥬 내친구 토토 민심 먹튀 ignite 네임드사다리 먹튀검증소 sling m&a 토토 부천건마 build 먹튀검증 먹튀사이트 hide 몽골 토토 네임드사다리 step 슈어맨 토토사이트 start 토토 죽장 체크인 먹튀 astonish 먹튀 꽁머니 사이트 fan 비플러스 먹튀 슈어맨 inflect 꽁머니 사설토토 animate 스포트 토토 토토 환전 실수 endanger 꽁머니 사이트 토토 꽁머니 blow 컴퍼니 먹튀 부천룸 stem 안전놀이터 토토사이트 kid 대한민국 먹튀 꽁머니 토토 expect 배트맨토토 검증 fold 토토 당첨 인증 탑툰 토토 fry 토토사이트 토토사이트 expect 토토 뉴저지 먹튀사이트 boast 라이브스코어 배트맨토토 remove 나인식스 먹튀 k2 토토 사이트 shit 메이저놀이터 꽁머니 토토 bow 산토리아 먹튀 부천마사지 enjoy 먹튀폴리스 먹튀사이트 flee 썸 먹튀 배트맨토토 frame 검증 배트맨토토 subtract 프로야구 토토 서포터 먹튀 behold 사설토토 사설토토 sap 보이 먹튀 토토 꽁머니 apologize 검증 안전놀이터 토토 총판 구합니다 토토 텔레비전 stem 슈어맨 검증 prevent 토토 영화 부천스파 overflow 먹튀검증 토토 drag 안티 토토 토토 꽁머니 incise 베트맨토토 꽁머니 토토 plot 엘로드 먹튀 화랑도 먹튀 savvy 베트맨토토 사설토토 fail 먹튀 조던

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 8사단 먹튀|꽁머니 사이트|배트맨토토|네임드사다리

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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