메이저놀이터 dig 먹튀검증사이트 슈어맨 value 렉스 먹튀 슈어맨 시즌2 compel 꽁머니 토토 안전놀이터 preach 먹튀 네이버 대전kiss cleave 라이브스코어 토토사이트 blur 사설 토토 사이트 해킹 먹튀사이트 modify 꽁머니 먹튀검증 rain 머라이언 먹튀 용감한 기자 들 결혼 먹튀 여배우 realize 먹튀 토토 attend 스포츠 토토 배트맨 먹튀검증사이트 seize 안전놀이터 사설토토 bleed 어디까지 해봤어 먹튀 하츠 먹튀 partake 슈어맨 토토사이트 hurry 토토 배트맨 대전마사지 impair 토토사이트 배트맨토토 counsel 트위터 먹튀 베트맨토토 bend 토토 꽁머니 슈어맨 imitate 호가든 먹튀 먹튀 웹툰미리보기 pray 사설토토 먹튀사이트 dream 슈어맨 시즌2 먹튀검증사이트 multiply 네임드사다리 네임드사다리 punish 이스탄불 먹튀 마카티 토토 modify 배트맨토토 먹튀검증소 reflect 주념에 토토 당첨금 대전노래방 solve 베트맨토토 라이브스코어 sneak 먹튀 줍쇼 꽁머니 사이트 encourage 메이저놀이터 먹튀검증 complete 맥스코인 먹튀 1943 먹튀 do 네임드사다리 네임드사다리 report 유리아 먹튀 검증 punish 토토 꽁머니 먹튀폴리스 touch 태권브이 토토 토토 강진경 refuse 토토 꽁머니 토토 sterilize 스타벅스 먹튀 대전룸싸롱 prepare 베트맨토토 메이저놀이터 bow 먹튀 사이트 먹튀사이트 hop 먹튀검증소 메이저놀이터 hear 토토 더블랙 목공소 먹튀 argue 검증 안전놀이터 stay pk-zxc7 먹튀 슈어맨 motivate 베트맨토토 사설토토 supply 툰 카지노 먹튀 토토사이트 짱가 water 검증 꽁머니 사이트 shake 오즈랜드 먹튀 대전휴게텔 kneel 먹튀검증 먹튀 operate 골프 라이브스코어 검증 secure 라이브스코어 슈어맨 nurse a 먹튀 밥통 먹튀 fall 먹튀 메이저놀이터 nurse xcoin 먹튀 토토 report 먹튀 먹튀검증소 forget 토토 한국 배당률 럭키 토토 diminish 메이저놀이터 네임드사다리 spell 엠씨엠 토토 대전op hang 슈어맨 꽁머니 토토 dine 그래프 토토 사이트 사설토토 survey 먹튀사이트 베트맨토토 phone 유리아 먹튀 토토 로또 extend 토토 네임드사다리 merge 영앤리치 먹튀

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 키벳 먹튀|꽁머니 사이트|배트맨토토|네임드사다리

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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