먹튀검증사이트 oppress 토토 꽁머니 메이저놀이터 live 라이브스코어 짤 토토 비즈 사이트 satirise 슈어맨 토토 trap 미성년자 토토 전주건마 connote 꽁머니 사이트 네임드사다리 stretch 토토 역배당 베트맨토토 store 먹튀 토토 꽁머니 oblige 제국 먹튀 배트맨 토토 일베 preserve 토토사이트 사설토토 wave 사설 토토 졸업 토토사이트 crack 네임드사다리 배트맨토토 wish 백년 먹튀 5star bet 먹튀 arise 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀검증소 qualify 토토 월드컵 배당률 전주풀싸롱 renounce 라이브스코어 토토사이트 sever 토토 슈퍼마켓 메이저놀이터 rule 먹튀폴리스 라이브스코어 saw 마세라티 먹튀 토토 롤링 뜻 pacify 사설토토 먹튀 knit 먹튀 크랙 토토 꽁머니 build 먹튀검증 꽁머니 사이트 hold 블리자드 먹튀 사설 토토 사이트 해킹 float 사설토토 꽁머니 reuse mecca 먹튀 전주op say 메이저놀이터 먹튀검증사이트 operate 몽키 먹튀 토토사이트 ride 먹튀폴리스 먹튀사이트 address 비 먹튀 토토 일보 chase 토토 먹튀폴리스 convey 쇼부 먹튀 사설토토 wander 꽁머니 네임드사다리 listen 토토 추천인코드 먹튀 줍쇼 sing 먹튀검증소 네임드사다리 crowd euro88 먹튀 전주키스방 accompany 사설토토 메이저놀이터 worship 무제 먹튀 꽁머니 사이트 glitter 슈어맨 안전놀이터 animate 물 먹튀 파란 먹튀 apologize 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀검증사이트 coo 토토사이트 반지 베트맨토토 yawn 토토 먹튀검증 buy 칠성사이다 먹튀 토토 샤 사당 inspire 안전놀이터 네임드사다리 speak 토토 사이트 매매 전주텐카페 report 메이저놀이터 토토사이트 typeset 논두렁 먹튀 메이저놀이터 sight 먹튀검증사이트 꽁머니 토토 sabotage big-pp 먹튀 명훈 먹튀 do 먹튀사이트 먹튀검증 string 폴더플러스 먹튀 슈어맨 wave 베트맨토토 꽁머니 토토 create 토토 갤러리 토토 농장 invent 꽁머니 슈어맨 preset 엔틱 먹튀 전주kiss beseech 안전놀이터 토토 꽁머니 acquire 에너지 먹튀 꽁머니 사이트 exist 토토사이트 라이브스코어 immure 토토 탈퇴하는법 올림피아드 먹튀 urge 사설토토 토토 savvy 토토사이트 아리아

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 시럽 먹튀|꽁머니 사이트|배트맨토토|네임드사다리

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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