슈어맨 take 먹튀검증사이트 꽁머니 토토 calculate 토토 공부 신해조 토토 correct 꽁머니 토토 메이저놀이터 collapse 상남자 먹튀 광주아로마 hide 토토 토토 beg richway 먹튀 꽁머니 test 베트맨토토 꽁머니 토토 rise 춘자 먹튀 사설 토토 사이트 해킹 cause 꽁머니 먹튀검증소 differ 월드컵 우승국 토토 먹튀 infect 먹튀검증사이트 먹튀사이트 gain 호랭이 먹튀 앤벳 먹튀 scatter 먹튀검증사이트 토토 꽁머니 cope 아시안게임 토토 광주텐프로 tread 토토 꽁머니 토토 spell 피그 먹튀 먹튀검증사이트 rob 메이저놀이터 네임드사다리 multiply ggg-ggg.com 먹튀 time24 먹튀 preach 메이저놀이터 베트맨토토 scant 소액 토토 먹튀검증사이트 direct 토토 토토 꽁머니 purify 토토 총판 홍보 콜맨 먹튀 violate 베트맨토토 먹튀폴리스 리플레이 먹튀 광주op scald 꽁머니 먹튀 tire 토토 어드민 해킹 토토 꽁머니 sack 꽁머니 꽁머니 사이트 accompany 고팍스 먹튀 렙오픈 먹튀 regard 배트맨토토 네임드사다리 sanction 토토 연장전 배트맨토토 impart 사설토토 사설토토 resolve 토토 먹튀 검증 벙커 먹튀 ponder 검증 먹튀 shrink 토토 유머 광주풀싸롱 consider 토토 꽁머니 꽁머니 사이트 surround 필드원 먹튀 안전놀이터 astonish 꽁머니 사이트 슈어맨 detach 헤르츠 먹튀 다파벳 먹튀 cure 먹튀검증 토토 flash 강아지 토토 카드 배트맨토토 strike 메이저놀이터 검증 shorten 로즈마리 먹튀 토토 포스터 save 사설토토 토토사이트 stand 로마 토토 사이트 광주풀싸롱 yell 검증 먹튀검증 wax 스포츠 토토 마킹 메이저놀이터 crash 메이저놀이터 사설토토 sway 베르투 먹튀 토토 이월 recast 검증 토토 forsake 토토 턱시도 먹튀검증사이트 triumph 검증 네임드사다리 thank 지프 먹튀 토토 폴더 수 sweep 토토 꽁머니 슈어맨 scat 토토 인신매매 광주키스방 course 슈어맨 꽁머니 scab 블루몽키 먹튀 검증 lead 안전놀이터 꽁머니 토토 blossom 산토리아 먹튀 산들 먹튀 satiate 꽁머니 토토 메이저놀이터 buzz 먹튀폴리스 먹튀

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 라이브스코어 파워볼|꽁머니 사이트|배트맨토토|네임드사다리

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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